Thursday, December 8, 2011

TERRY THE TOAD: "American Graffiti" (1973) and the early work of CMS

It's time to get to what this blog is all about: enjoying and discussing the work of Charles Martin Smith. Let's start at the beginning, shall we? Following the IMDb listing for Charles (or Charlie, as he is credited in his early roles), I've been slowly working my way through his filmography. With the exception of an episode of "Room 222" (broadcast in November 1972) that I couldn't find, I've seen everything from that  initial 2 year period leading up to his breakthrough performance in "American Graffiti" (1973).


The first acting appearance listed is one scene in a 3rd season episode of "The Brady Bunch". First broadcast on ABC on October 8th, 1971, "The Wheeler-Dealer" is the one where Greg (Barry Williams) is stuck with a piece-of-junk car that he's trying to get rid of. Charlie plays Ronnie, the "friend" he tries to sucker into buying it. It's fun to watch CMS getting his start here. He brought an adorable awkwardness to the part, playing the first of several shy & nerdy roles to come. The episode was also directed by 50's sci-fi king Jack Arnold! How cool is that?


Charlie's big-screen debut was in "The Culpepper Cattle Co." from 1972. Normally I'm not a big fan of westerns, but I thought this one was pretty good. It has a bit of a "Little House on the Prarie" vibe to it, focusing on the more mundane and less glamorous aspects of life in the wild west of yesteryear. After the credits finish, Charlie appears right at the beginning as he shouts out the film's opening line, "Kiss my ass, Ben Mockridge!" He plays Tim Slater, who in the opening sequence engages in a horsecart race with his friend Ben (Gary Grimes). At first it looks like Tim is going to be the winner, but he is ultimately defeated.


Tim and Ben then share an ever-so-slightly homoerotic moment as Ben shows off the new gun he just acquired. While Ben displays his pistol proudly, Tim smiles and admires it. "It looks like a nice one," he gushes. Probably not the first time these two characters have shown their "pistols" to each other, I would imagine. Unfortunately, there is no more Tim Slater for the rest of the movie.


"Fuzz" (1972) features Charlie's next movie role. Once again, it's a bit part in only 2 scenes (he only has one line). He plays Baby, who wanders the Boston back alleys with his friend Jimmy (Gary Morgan) dousing passed-out street bums with lighter fluid and catching them on fire! Damn!


When Detective Steve Carella (Burt Reynolds) finally catches them near the end of the film, it's revealed they were only trying to do their part in cleaning up the neighborhood by getting rid of the drunken bums that had been such a nuisance. Gosh, what rotten little shits.


There are even more bad kids to be found in the next CMS movie I watched: the 1973 TV adaptation of the popular teen drug confessional novel, "Go Ask Alice" (first broadcast January 24th on ABC). Charlie plays Jim, one of the many students who put the "high" in high school. He appears in one scene where he asks Alice (Jamie Smith-Jackson) if she has any drugs for sale, but she's trying to get clean so she's not holding. Aww, what a bummer.


Released a few months before "American Graffiti", Sam Peckinpah's "Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid" (1973) contains one scene near the beginning with Charlie. He plays Bowdre, a young cowpoke staying in a shack with Billy the Kid (Kris Kristopherson) and a bearded 3rd friend. It's noon and they're still sleeping, but they slowly drag themselves out of bed. While the other 2 make fun of Bowdre for adjusting his morning wood a little too vigorously ("I was just scratching," he sheepishly replies), Pat Garrett (James Coburn) and his posse gather outside, weapons ready to fire.


When Bowdre steps outside to tend the horses, he gets several bullets in the stomach! Damn! Doomed from the start! The poor guy drags himself back inside. His scene in the cabin is really quite good, slowly dying in his companion's arms as he cries out in pain, "Sweet Mary's ass!" As they make their escape, the other two running off in opposite directions, poor Bowdre goes down in a hail of bullets.


CMS has died frequently enough in his films to have inspired a thread on his IMDb page devoted to listing his death scenes. It's pretty cool that for his first of many he would perform, he gets to go out with a bloody bang "Wild Bunch"-style under the direction of the great Mr. Peckinpah. It's also worth noting that almost 40 years later, CMS would cast co-star Kristopherson in a key supporting role in his recent hit film, "Dolphin Tale 3-D" (2011).


Then there's "American Graffiti" (1973). Charlie landed a major role in George Lucas's nostalgia-drenched snapshot of more innocent times, and he's been busy working hard and going strong ever since. Surprisingly, it's a film that I hadn't actually seen until just a few years ago (when my CMS obsession kicked in), although I grew up in the pop-cultural fallout after it's release, as interest was revived in late 50s/early 60s culture throughout the 70s (the "Happy Days" TV series and the "Grease" movie being the most obvious examples I can remember).


It's a film I still have some mixed feelings about. Technically, I think George Lucas created something very impressive on many levels. It captures the details of the era very vividly and convincingly. The late-night look of the film created with the assistance of famed cinematographer Haskell Wexler is fantastic. The wall-to-wall pop song soundtrack reworked into a beautiful sound montage by Walter Murch is incredible. All achieved on a budget under a million dollars too!


But a major component of the era (cars! cars! cars!) is something I have never been able to relate to. I'm not terribly fond of some of the main characters, in particular wishy-washy aspiring writer Curt Henderson (Richard Dreyfuss) and his friend Steve Bollander (Ron Howard). I find Curt annoying and Steve is a bit of a douchebag. I understand the emotional turmoil Curt's sister/Steve's girlfriend Laurie Henderson (Cindy Williams) goes through, but after a while her overwrought histrionics just irritate me. Their drama forms two of the four story threads that intertwine and separate throughout the film. More likable are drag-racing badboy John Milner (Paul Le Mat) and pre-teen Carol Morrison ("Go Ask Alice" co-star Mackenzie Phillips), whose plotline is amusing and kind of sweet. However, in my opinion, the best moments in the movie belong to Debbie Dunham (Candy Clark) and Terry "The Toad" Fields (CMS).


The film starts one night in Modesto, CA in the summer of '62. As the credits roll and the period pop tunes kick in, the sun sets figuratively on an era and literally on a Mel's Drive-In restaurant. Charlie's character grabs the first shot (as he pulls up and gently crashes his motor scooter into a wall) and the first line ("Hey, what do you say, Curt? Last night in town. You guys gonna have a little bash before you leave?"). Before the other characters go their separate ways and have their separate adventures, Steve loans his flashy '58 Impala to Terry, who takes off to cruise the strip alone, looking for fun.


Unfortunately, Terry finds mostly humiliation as he rides around. Just when he might give in to despair, he spots cute blonde Debbie walking down the street. He calls out the window, striking up a conversation and getting her attention. What do you know? She's impressed by his car's "tuck-and-roll" upholstery. Horny and excited, Terry blurts out "I'll let you feel it... the upholstery I mean." Aww, you're so adorable, Terry.


Debbie's a little kooky but she's fun, as she and Terry head out into the night for their own string of mishaps and teenage thrills. Last time around, I was giving a full-on plot rundown of their adventures together, a sea of spoilers as far as the eye can see. This time around, I'm not gonna do that. I'd rather urge you to see and enjoy the film for yourself, especially if you haven't seen it already. Plot descriptions don't really give you the full sense of the many pleasures to be found in this carefully and lovingly constructed film.


I really love the pairing of Candy Clark and CMS. They have great chemistry together, and their performances are a total joy to watch. Here's a highlight, as Terry and Debbie retreat to Lover's Lane to get a little more familiar with each other. I can't help but chuckle at Terry's bear stories (woof!)...


Initially I wasn't so fond of this movie, preferring George Lucas's sci-fi films instead, but I have to admit the film has grown on me quite a bit, and I think there is much to savor and enjoy in it besides CMS's iconic performance as the quintessential adorable nerd. He had a few more years to go before I would say he was full-on sexy, and a decade before he would reach the supreme hotness of his part in "Never Cry Wolf". But I think he is hella cute in this. Can you believe Pauline Kael called Terry "repulsive" in her "American Graffiti" review at the time of the film's release? What a fucking bitch.


Speaking of George Lucas and his sci-fi films, I wanted to share this clip of CMS screen testing for the part of Luke Skywalker in "Star Wars" (1977). Imagine how different the film would have been if he got the part instead of Mark Hamill! 

Sunday, November 27, 2011

More about "THAT DARN BEAR!"


A week ago, "That Darn Bear!" (my short film about CMS and the role he played in my early sexual fantasies) played to a very receptive audience at the Fall 2011 San Francisco Underground Short Film Festival. As I posted last entry, I was pretty nervous about showing it. Not only was I unsure how the audience would react to the short, I was also unsure how my zero-budget labor of love would hold up alongside the works of the many talented and resourceful filmmakers also presenting their films. I am happy to say the audience gave my movie one of the most enthusiastic responses of the evening!


From the opening moment (contrasting a Walt Disney Studio logo with the un-Disney-like full title: "THAT DARN BEAR! An Erotic Confession"), through the film's recreation of the excitement and joy of my first experience seeing Charles Martin Smith in "Never Cry Wolf", to my final confessional statements superimposed over images of the handsomely bearded actor, there was much clapping, laughing, and cheering. Joshua told me later that many of his friends mentioned my film as one of the highlights of the night! He also encouraged me to submit the movie to another film fest. Even (gasp!) Frameline! Gosh!


A major part of the film was centered around CMS's nude scene from "NCW", and this got some of the  best responses. Charles has the most amazingly beautiful ass, perhaps the nicest I have ever seen (I suspect it is still quite nice even today), and I loved hearing the enthusiastic hoots and hollers as it appeared up on the movie screen. Add a bit of phallic symbolism and some carefully chosen soundtrack music, and ta-da! It's a hit! I can't even describe how happy I was to hear the cheers and applause at the end. Sorry if I sound like I'm going overboard tooting my horn, but it's been a while since I'd had such encouragement and I'm feeling kinda proud.

Initially I was not going to post "That Darn Bear!"online, but after the strong positive response I have reconsidered that. Keep an eye out on this blog for a link, as I am working on making the film available online soon for your viewing pleasure.

Meanwhile, I'm hard at work on new reviews of the films and TV shows of CMS. See you next entry for a look at the early work of my favorite actor! 

Thursday, November 3, 2011

THAT DARN BEAR! (my CMS-fixated short film)


As I mentioned a few entries ago, my obsession with Charles Martin Smith has extended beyond writing this blog. Back in the fall of 2007, I kickstarted my revived interest in this particular actor when I rented a DVD of "Never Cry Wolf" (1983). Shortly after, I felt inspired to create what I suppose would be considered a fanvid. Initially it started out pretty simple, but eventually became something more elaborate and personal. I added written text on the screen as a sort of confessional, focusing mostly on my experience as a teenager being exposed to CMS for the first time. Recontextualizing the scenes from the movie, I was able to explore my attraction to him as well as ponder the early formation of aspects of my sexual identity. I finished a rough version of it in December 2007 and called it: "That Darn Bear!"


I recut it in the summer of 2008, and revised it again in the spring of 2010.  I showed it to various friends over the years, getting mostly positive feedback. I never posted it online for various reasons. Mostly, I wasn't concerned with sharing it with anyone. I was happy to keep it to myself for my personal viewing pleasure. I never tired of watching it.


I'm fortunate to work with Joshua Grannell, whose films & performances I have admired since I first moved to San Francisco 7 years ago.  A few months ago, I loaned him a copy of "That Darn Bear!", not expecting much back beyond some polite feedback. I was surprised when he told me he really liked it and thought I brought something interesting to the reworked footage. Gosh! There was feedback too, of course, as I was told I could trim the film a bit (it was about 10 minutes 15 seconds, which I agreed was too long). I reworked the film again, rewriting the onscreen text and bringing the running time down to 7 minutes, and submitted it to the SF Underground Film Fest that he co-hosts with Sam Sharkey. I was pleasantly shocked when I saw that "That Darn Bear!" was on the list of films being presented!


It's pretty awesome that Joshua and Sam wanted to include it in their program. Even more amazing to me is that bits of "That Darn Bear!" are featured prominently in the film fest preview that was just posted the other day! Wow! I feel both excited and nervous about screening it publicly. I'm not sure how the audience is going to respond. I guess I will find out on November 19th.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Happy Halloween / Happy Birthday, CMS!


You may have noticed in the last entry that I am a big fan of how hot CMS looks in his 50s. I have yet to dig deep into his output from the last decade, but so far I like what I've seen. Yes, I think bald CMS is very sexy. Look at him in this pic, on the set of his latest directorial effort, "Dolphin Tale 3D" (2011). Sitting there in his cute shorts and Converse shoes, showing off his nice legs, I can look at him and repeat my belief: Charles Martin Smith is the sexiest man alive.


CMS has been working behind the cameras for years now. Here's a pic of him on the set of his directorial debut, "Trick or Treat" (1986), which was released almost exactly 25 years ago. Aw, look at that cute smile and hot beard. I think beardless CMS is sexy too, but it really is a shame he did not grow his facial hair out more often. And here he is with my favorite combo: beard and glasses.

   
There are 2 things happening now: today is Charles Martin Smith's birthday (Oct 30, 1953), tomorrow is Halloween. I'm celebrating both this year by watching his 80s heavy metal horror cult classic, "Trick or Treat". I'm pairing it with the first episode of season one of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997), which he also directed. What spooky fun!


One last thing to mention! The other night I finally saw the CMS movie I was dying to see most: "Cotton Candy" (1978)! I won't go into detail about it just yet, but I have to say that I really genuinely loved it (and loved CMS in it)! I don't know why it hasn't been released to DVD or been made more readily available. It's definitely one of my favorite CMS movies so far!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

WHY CMS?

The first time around, I had written a brief intro going into why I felt compelled to write this blog about my very specific viewpoint: Charles Martin Smith is the sexiest man alive. I feel like it's appropriate to revisit that topic, this time in a bit more detail.


It started a long time ago, back in the mid-80s, when I first saw the 1983 Walt Disney live-action film, "Never Cry Wolf". I didn't remember it coming to theaters, but I did see it when it first popped up on cable TV in the spring of 1985. The movie really resonated with me at the time, and I found myself strongly attracted to the lead actor in the film, Charles Martin Smith. I may have seen him in films or TV shows before that, but this was the first time I really noticed him.


In the film, he played Tyler, an introspective biologist camped out alone in the Arctic wilderness researching wolves and their possible connection to the declining caribou populations. I thought Tyler was so incredibly sweet, so adorably nerdy, so compassionate, so sensitive... I totally had a teenage crush on him. And besides the charming personality, I found his physical appearance equally attractive: somehow both ruggedly handsome and boyishly cute at the same time. There was something both strong and also gentle about him.


I would have already been into him, but matters were helped further by the fact that CMS had a nude scene in the movie. A surprisingly revealing and extended nude scene. This was something totally unexpected, what with "Never Cry Wolf" being a Walt Disney film. The first time I saw the movie, I was dumbstruck. I watched it many times again, nearly wearing the videotape copy out. He was so overwhelmingly sexy to me. I can't even begin to describe how overcome I was at the time. CMS was probably the first serious crush I had on a guy.


Years passed and Mr. Smith retreated to the back of my mind, but never really left it. Over time, I saw him occasionally in roles he played in various movies and TV shows, and would remember those initial stirrings of passion, but it didn't really overpower me like it had before. I think after coming out of the closet, I was more than busy enough actually having sex with other men and didn't escape into sexual fantasy so much. However, I do feel like CMS left his mark on my tastes in men, especially when I started hanging out with other bears around 10 years ago. I found myself most strongly attracted to guys that had a similar look and personality: bearded, bookish, and bespectacled.


Somehow I didn't really consciously realize how much of an influence CMS had had on my tastes in men until I rented a DVD of "Never Cry Wolf" about 5 years ago. All these memories from my teen years came flooding back. Wow, Charles was STILL so sexy to me! I had recognized qualities in his personification of the Tyler character that I had been searching for in the guys I had been getting involved with throughout my life. I started getting obsessed with the movie, watching it frequently, ultimately finding myself more attracted to CMS than I was in my youth.


I began renting other CMS films and found that the handsome beard he sported in "Never Cry Wolf" was a rare occurrence, though he did still wear a sexy pair of glasses most of the time. Sometimes he would have some nice scruff action going on, such as in these super adorable publicity photos of him that I found. I see those eyes sparkling through his eyeglass lenses, and see that sweet and slightly goofy smile, and I just melt. I experienced a similar reaction watching him in the dozen or so performances on DVDs I bought or rented over the next year or two. I understand that Charles is not sexy in the typical sense, but that is part of the appeal. One of the reasons I like him is because he doesn't look like everyone else. Yes, I decided. In my opinion, Charles Martin Smith was indeed the sexiest man alive.


This seems to be an opinion not shared by some other people who have offered their negative comments in various forums online. Reviews and message boards on some sites had more than a few rude comments varying from mildly unkind to outright meanspirited. One that stands out in my mind was in a review of the "Never Cry Wolf" DVD on what used to be called UltimateDisney.com. The fella who wrote the article felt the nude scene was gratuitous and offensive. "I don't think anyone takes pleasure in seeing Charles Martin Smith's rear and genitalia," he complained.


He is wrong. Absolutely and completely wrong.

Guess what, Mister Reviewer? I take pleasure in seeing Charles Martin Smith's rear and genitalia. And much more. I take pleasure in all the cuteness, all the sweet sincerity, and all the adorable charm he brings to so many performances of his that I have watched. Throughout his life, from his 20s all the way to today in his late 50s, I have found CMS to be the epitome of attractiveness. In my mind, CMS is the quintessential adorable nerd. If you think guys with glasses are cute, then I think it really doesn't get any better than Charlie.


Working on the blog for over a year previous to now, I learned a few interesting things by looking at the stats. Some of the searchword combinations that lead people to this page: "Charles Martin Smith gay" and "Charles Martin Smith nude scene". I don't know how many of those people searching and ending up here were merely curious or perhaps looking for a laugh. But I imagine more than a few of the others were also gay fans of CMS like myself, or people who also felt like I did about the nude scene he had done in "Never Cry Wolf". I guess that's another thing inspiring me to get back to writing this blog. Even if these people never leave comments, I hope they enjoy reading my writings about his work and perusing the various cute pics of CMS I have been accumulating. I know the total pageview count since I started may not be terribly high (6,000+ over a year), but it does confirm that there are other CMS lovers out there.


I've pondered the question of whether or not I think Charles Martin Smith is gay. I think it is possible he is gay or bisexual, but ultimately I'm inclined to think he is not. There's not really any public information to support the theory that he is gay (beyond the fact that he always seems to attend premieres with his daughter and not a girlfriend). CMS seems to be a pretty private guy and it's been hard to get a definitive answer on the subject.

That's another thing: there isn't a whole lot of information about CMS out there beyond the basics. There's no fan club, no website, not even an autobiographical book published. Despite nearly a hundred appearances in movies and TV episodes over a span of 40 years working with many of the most talented people in the business. I was kind of surprised when I realized that my obsessive little blog was most likely the most extensive CMS page on the internet. That's another reason to restart the blog right there. Someone needs to represent, yo.


I don't know. As I reach the end of this entry, I feel like I haven't fully articulated what is behind my feelings concerning this particular actor. It's a difficult thing to put into words. On some level I am still figuring it out. That's another reason I am motivated to keep on blogging here as I get to the bottom of my attraction, so to speak. Which leads me to another way CMS has had an impact on me. In the last few years, Charles Martin Smith has served as a sort of muse. Not only did I start my first blog as I wrote detailed entries covering the first decade of his career, I have also made 2 short films about Charles and my interest in him. This was the first time I had done any filmmaking since taking some film school classes back in the '90s. The response from the people I have shown them to so far has been pretty positive. More on those in an upcoming entry...


I've been watching many more movies and TV show episodes featuring CMS. I have so far seen a significant portion of his 70s work and was just starting to dig deeper into the 80s part of his career. I figured I would revisit the first decade of Charlie's filmography on this blog in upcoming entries, perhaps in less detail than the first time around. Recently, I found rare CMS stuff that isn't on DVD (yay!), so you'll be seeing some new material among the reposted info and pics. There's still his most impressive and well-known work from the 1980s ahead of me, and a slew of acting and directing gigs in the 2 decades beyond that that I have barely even explored yet. I'm excited to dig in and experience it. As I work my way though, I'll be coming back here and sharing my thoughts along with some sexy CMS pics. I hope you enjoy reading.


See you next entry with more CMS love!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

STARTING OVER: The Return of the CMS Blog!

CMS blog (first incarnation)  RIP: June 2010-September 2011

For a variety of reasons that I may or may not go into later on this blog, I removed over a year worth of posts related to my favorite actor, Charles Martin Smith. Deleted them, in fact. Permanently. A project that had initially started as an incredibly enjoyable experience (watching and reviewing the films of Charles Martin Smith, or CMS, from the perspective of a gay fan) became increasingly less so. Like I said, perhaps I will go into the reasons why in the future.

But guess what?  My interest in writing this blog doesn't seem to have gone away after all. In fact, it has kind of intensified recently. I found some rare-ish CMS that I'm really excited about finally seeing, and my enthusiasm cannot be contained. I still enjoy watching CMS movies and TV show appearances, and still want to write about that enjoyment.


So I'm back, just in time for CMS's birthday on October 30th. I've also just missed the 40th anniversary of his first IMDb-listed acting appearance: on "The Brady Bunch" TV show, broadcast October 8th 1971. Charlie was just shy of his 18th birthday. Way too young to qualify as sexy, but adorable all the same.

Jump 40 years later to 2011, as I repost several current pics of Charlie taken at an advance screening of the hit film recently directed by him,  "Dolphin Tale 3-D".

Mr. Smith is just about to turn 58. Do I really think he's the sexiest man alive?

You bet I do!

Happy Birthday, handsome!